Don’t Say Cheese

As I look through all the pictures we’ve taken throughout the year, I am amazed at how few pictures we took. All. Year. Long.  What does that say about this year?  It’s pretty representative for how horrible this year has been, that’s what it says.  Why would we want to document our crappy year with pictures?  The first 1/3 of the year was spent with me working non-stop and my hubby not seeing me.  (Sometimes, your project CAN be too successful, but I’ll save that for another blog.)  Then the next 1/3 of the year was spent possessively searching for a job and all the worry that comes with that.  The last couple of months will just be… lackluster; and still full of worry about what the future will hold. 

So I look through all our pictures for that one that sums up the year for our Christmas card, and I find nothing.  That is probably because this whole year feels like a pause.  In our DVD of life, the pause button has been pressed for the majority of this year.  It is now playing, but it is in super-slow-motion.  I don’t like to move slowly.

I find not one decent picture of myself, and very few of my hubby.  Then I started thinking about how symbolic that is of this year.  This year pretty much sucked algae covered river rocks.  Maybe our card this year will be of just the furry kids.

Heavy Breathing

Today is Black Friday. I don't really care. I have some items on my list I need to check off so I can get them wrapped & shipped to other parts of the country. Time is growing short. So I head off to Kohl's since their sales are at decent hours and I am not an early riser, for ANY kind of sale.

I fill my bag from all areas of the store, then I get in the increasingly growing line. You know how the stores are all set up the same with checkout lines at both sides of the entrances. Both of the lines curved around the corner, and went ALL the WAY back to almost the FAR corners of the store. I figure, what the hey, I *had* to come out, so I'll be patient. Maybe I'll branch out of my shell and make small talk with someone. That is NOT me, btw. The late middle-aged couple in front of me seemed normal, even nice, and they were having a conversation that I couldn't help but over hear, I mean, I was RIGHT there. So I chime in and we talk a little.

Then I feel this presence. I realize this tall mammoth behind me was oblivious as to how close he was standing to me. This guy was a heavy breather. I thought by the sound and feel that he would be really big, but when I looked back he was just a tall and very healthy guy. He could never hide from the boogey man because you can hear him exhale from a mile away. So I did the cough thing. And the back stretch thing. And the roll my shoulders/elbow thing. He never got the hint. I could feel his breath on the back of my neck, and it's still grossing me out. I mean, I don't know the man. Why can't people be aware of personal space? Really. If I inhale your exhale cause you're standing THAT close to me, get the hell out of my personal space!

Happy Internet shopping!

It's A Brave New World

Welcome to my blog! I'm finally here, I know, I know, better late than never. I thought today, my very favorite holiday of all, would be the best time to adventure into my new world.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone! When I think of Thanksgiving, I remember car rides to NE to visit my closest cousin, playing in the snow, eating my aunt's apple pie (to die for), and being with family. Those memories along with my current traditions are why Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of all.


Our top holiday tradition is that on Thanksgiving and Christmas. We DO NOT Travel. At. All. We decided early in our lives to stay home and enjoy the time instead of trying to decide which side of the family tree to make happy and which to neglect. So we make ourselves happy, and enjoy much less stress. Now my stress is, how big is my Monkey Bread going to grow?

2008 was the year I perfected Monkey Bread (prior to baking):

2009 was even BETTER (after baking):

And 2010 has been

THE BEST EVER MONKEY BREAD OF ALL TIME:

My secret this year: +walnuts. AND what made it PERFECT was that I used homemade frozen dough balls. Damn, my hubby makes the best bun dough.

For your amusement, 2007 won the Most Deformed Monkey Bread title:

Happy Turkey Day!